From secret sources inside the secret building of secrets... aka Shadowwire... I have found out that the dreaded Conar invasion will be tomorrow.
The most distressing thing is that the date seems to correlate with another cursed and most diabolical day.
And by that I mean Shadowwire's birthday. :P
So Happy Birthday tomorrow Shadowwire, may the Conar nerve gas not take your life!
28.3.08
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Oh Crap! I had forgotten. Well, Gotta go get my ducks in a row. see ya later... Wait. If you survive!
So, any survivers, lets meet in Antarctica the day after tomarrow.
Happy B-Day Shadowwire and Happy C-Day to all of Human civilization!!! How's everyones 72 hour kits? Better yet! How's everyones 1 year supply? Best yet! How's everyones life?
Well I am happy to say that I survived the Conar Invasion that mysteriously didn't take place on Saturday.
I have reason to believe that the source of my information might be a Conar agent who fed me false secrets in order to throw us off guard.
Therefore I propose that everyone attempt to find out the real date of the Conar Invasion from the source...aka Shadowwire...and tells us as soon as possible.
Because the real invasion is coming and we must be prepared.
I think you're paranoid... and complicated.
Why thank you!
That was not a compliment.
Anyway, the actual date of the Conara Invasion is, wait for it...
Im not telling. Ha ha ha ha ha!
It's actually lyrics to a song.
Well, It looks like three people post here anyway. Oh and the occasional "Prank Poster".
If your name is not "shadowwire" "Bot" or "Pablo Diablo", post and let us know your alive.
Please?
Well, I took it as a compliment.
And yes post you slackers!
I demand it!
And so does Shadowwire!
And most likely Bot!
I Live!!!
Thats one!
Going on two now...
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