Anyway, happy birthday!
Really hope you're not dead, Lagarto...
14.7.15
STILL WANNA BE A SPACEMAN
Anyway, happy birthday!
Really hope you're not dead, Lagarto...
12.7.15
Amaa'xzai my friends, Amaa'xzai.
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*Lagarto walks on screen, dressed in his usual lab coat.*
Ahem, well this is awkward... How do I begin... I guess I'll just say it.
I'm dead.
*Lagarto looks around the Med-Lab which is empty at the moment, except for Vala in her play pen, then sighs*
I guess I should get the formalities out of the way.
My name is Lagarto Kaales Axio-Midaen Senvoaceus Cuma-Kai-Raeirais Laagri-Jenalma Dexuram Niivedii-Desiimer Amaa'xzai Cinza, and this is my last will and testament.
I took this video after my last near death experience with several fusion blocks. I was forced to acknowledge my own mortality, my own frailty... I have not been the same since, My brain is broken, and I feel less, things I know I knew are gone. But you all have never treated my differently, for that I am grateful.
I took this video then programmed a dead mans switch to automatically upload this video if my personal IFF didn't return to the ship after a while.
*Lagarto walks around the Med-Lab lost in thought for a second or two then turns back to the camera*
Anywho, for anyone who knows me well knows I follow the old Macaneon tradition of name-gathering. In this culture some names are self appointed, some are given, and some can only be earned by someone who already has that name. But one name, in all the names, is unique. It cannot be earned, given or obtained while in this life.
That name is Amaa'xzai.
This name has no direct translation. If you say this to a Macaneon it invokes a feeling. A feeling that says "mourn me not, I have passed beyond the troubles of this existence." The name then is placed next to the last name, superseding all other names except the family name, cause the only thing more powerful than death... is family.
*Lagarto looks right at the camera and smiles a big dorky smile*
You all are my family.
As such I bequeath all of my titles, rights, privileges, debts and possessions to the Aegis and it's crew, in care of and usable only by permission of Captain Amadeus Edwards... with a few exceptions.
*Lagarto gets really excited and starts pulling out items as he talks about them*
Now onto the fun stuff! LOOT!
Firstly to my children:
To Squidy Cinza I give my cybernetic database and materials, I have left schematics for upgrades if that is the path you wish to take. The reason I never upgraded you more is because I didn't think you needed them, You are more unique and can make yourself more powerful than I ever could.
*Lagarto walks over and picks up Vala*
To Qi du Va'alai, my little Vala, I give you my swords, I feel it fitting that the only artifacts I can and do use, go to you. I leave them in the care of Qee du Kai, to render to you once you are of age to use them, with the expectation that he will teach you how along the way.
*Lagarto puts Vala down*
Kids, never fear what you are, you are unique and beautiful. Never be ashamed of that, I love you.
Next to my brothers and sister:
To Reytak I give the contents of my armory and the contact information of Lag, if you need anymore upgrades, he's the guy you should see.
To Qee Don Kin I give my unfinished experiments, you're the only one I can trust to finish them.
To Selidor I give my blessing, may you and Aegis find joy.
To Honk... I give... ME!... well my body that is. And you better damn well use my body to punch a hole in the face of whoever did me in!
To Saarra, I give you two things, firstly... Hope. You are more than ones and zeros, more than code and protocol. I am sure of it. I feel it. Second I give you the Long Lag, There's no better rifle out there. I have only one request, It doesn't matter where you are, on the ship or in battle, but every time the gun extends, please think of some terribly inappropriate innuendo.
And last to my BFF.
Amadeus, I don't give you anything, because everything I have came because you gave me a place. There is no possession I have to repay that. You gave me home and family, with no expectation of anything in return. I feel like a dick, but I really have nothing that even begins to make up for lost friendship, So I guess I leave a request, fight the powers that be and make this universe awesome and unboring!
*Lagarto puts away everything, then turns to the camera*
Well! I guess that's that!
Remember, mourn me not, for I pass beyond the troubles of this existence.
*Lagarto winks at the camera*
Amaa'xzai my friends, Amaa'xzai.
[End video file upload]
*Lagarto walks on screen, dressed in his usual lab coat.*
Ahem, well this is awkward... How do I begin... I guess I'll just say it.
I'm dead.
*Lagarto looks around the Med-Lab which is empty at the moment, except for Vala in her play pen, then sighs*
I guess I should get the formalities out of the way.
My name is Lagarto Kaales Axio-Midaen Senvoaceus Cuma-Kai-Raeirais Laagri-Jenalma Dexuram Niivedii-Desiimer Amaa'xzai Cinza, and this is my last will and testament.
I took this video after my last near death experience with several fusion blocks. I was forced to acknowledge my own mortality, my own frailty... I have not been the same since, My brain is broken, and I feel less, things I know I knew are gone. But you all have never treated my differently, for that I am grateful.
I took this video then programmed a dead mans switch to automatically upload this video if my personal IFF didn't return to the ship after a while.
*Lagarto walks around the Med-Lab lost in thought for a second or two then turns back to the camera*
Anywho, for anyone who knows me well knows I follow the old Macaneon tradition of name-gathering. In this culture some names are self appointed, some are given, and some can only be earned by someone who already has that name. But one name, in all the names, is unique. It cannot be earned, given or obtained while in this life.
That name is Amaa'xzai.
This name has no direct translation. If you say this to a Macaneon it invokes a feeling. A feeling that says "mourn me not, I have passed beyond the troubles of this existence." The name then is placed next to the last name, superseding all other names except the family name, cause the only thing more powerful than death... is family.
*Lagarto looks right at the camera and smiles a big dorky smile*
You all are my family.
As such I bequeath all of my titles, rights, privileges, debts and possessions to the Aegis and it's crew, in care of and usable only by permission of Captain Amadeus Edwards... with a few exceptions.
*Lagarto gets really excited and starts pulling out items as he talks about them*
Now onto the fun stuff! LOOT!
Firstly to my children:
To Squidy Cinza I give my cybernetic database and materials, I have left schematics for upgrades if that is the path you wish to take. The reason I never upgraded you more is because I didn't think you needed them, You are more unique and can make yourself more powerful than I ever could.
*Lagarto walks over and picks up Vala*
To Qi du Va'alai, my little Vala, I give you my swords, I feel it fitting that the only artifacts I can and do use, go to you. I leave them in the care of Qee du Kai, to render to you once you are of age to use them, with the expectation that he will teach you how along the way.
*Lagarto puts Vala down*
Kids, never fear what you are, you are unique and beautiful. Never be ashamed of that, I love you.
Next to my brothers and sister:
To Reytak I give the contents of my armory and the contact information of Lag, if you need anymore upgrades, he's the guy you should see.
To Qee Don Kin I give my unfinished experiments, you're the only one I can trust to finish them.
To Selidor I give my blessing, may you and Aegis find joy.
To Honk... I give... ME!... well my body that is. And you better damn well use my body to punch a hole in the face of whoever did me in!
To Saarra, I give you two things, firstly... Hope. You are more than ones and zeros, more than code and protocol. I am sure of it. I feel it. Second I give you the Long Lag, There's no better rifle out there. I have only one request, It doesn't matter where you are, on the ship or in battle, but every time the gun extends, please think of some terribly inappropriate innuendo.
And last to my BFF.
Amadeus, I don't give you anything, because everything I have came because you gave me a place. There is no possession I have to repay that. You gave me home and family, with no expectation of anything in return. I feel like a dick, but I really have nothing that even begins to make up for lost friendship, So I guess I leave a request, fight the powers that be and make this universe awesome and unboring!
*Lagarto puts away everything, then turns to the camera*
Well! I guess that's that!
Remember, mourn me not, for I pass beyond the troubles of this existence.
*Lagarto winks at the camera*
Amaa'xzai my friends, Amaa'xzai.
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